Michigan Poem, by Terry Weiss a UMGoBlue Poster

The Hoosiers are all boozers,
I heard someone say,
And Purdue ain't so far from them,
We can beat them any day.
And I think for Notre Dame,
A bunch we all dislike,
Depends on Touchdown Jesus
When we depend on Mike.
Then, there's Minnesota
At the bottom of the pile,
There's no doubt that we own them,
And it's been for quite awhile.
The same goes for Northwestern,
Although they get good grades,
They aren't set up for football,
Their performance ebbs and fades.
Overrated Iowa,
Since the day that I was born,
Should've quit the game of football,
Stayed home and ate their corn.
"Joe Pa's" a coach we all respect,
But never do we fear,
When he comes to see the Big House
With his Nittanies this year.
We're going out to Wisconsin,
Oh, boy, will it be fun,
Henne, Hart and Manningham
Will have them on the run.
Illinois is laughable,
We're going to make them pay
Enough for substitutions
Before the game's half-way.
"Sparty" has a following
Who rave just when they win,
But if they were like MICHIGAN,
They'd root through thick and thin.
Jim Tressel's got a big idea
For winning of THE GAME,
But we've got a big surprise for him,
Thirteen-and-O's our fame.
NOTE: Copyright Terry Weiss 2007